FRI 29 NOV

ANDY PARSONS

HEALING THE NATION
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£16.00

 

 

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SHOW INFORMATION

 

“It was the 24 th  June 2016 and I found myself in a supermarket contemplating a meal deal. I only wanted a sandwich and I only needed a sandwich but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more it seemed financially irresponsible not to. It was the day after the Referendum, and I’d spent so long confused about what was happening to my country that I was in a rush as I took my three items to the lad on the till. He scanned the first two items

no problem but the third item he couldn’t get to scan at all. I thought this is going to be a nightmare – there was a queue building up and he looked like he was going to call the supervisor. Then to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, it wouldn’t scan – so he went ‘bip’ himself and chucked it through. And it was at that moment I thought ‘oh we’ll be alright as a country we will’.

And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician.”

 

As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Q.I. etc. -and repeated on Dave.

ATTENTION

This event is nearly SOLD OUT

Tickets for this event are nearly sold out. To book your tickets please call the Box Office direct.

 

OPENING TIMES

Box Office Autumn/Winter

Mon - Fri:  9:30AM - 4:30PM

Saturday: 10:00AM - 4:00PM

 

*LATE OPENING ON SHOW NIGHTS


Tickets may be become available if any of our current ticket holders can not make the show. On this basis we have a waiting list. Tickets will be reissued on a first come first served basis. Please call our box office to be added to the list.

 

OPENING TIMES

Box Office Autumn/Winter

Mon - Fri:  9:30AM - 4:30PM

Saturday: 10:00AM - 4:00PM

 

*LATE OPENING ON SHOW NIGHTS


ATTENTION

All tickets have sold out

Returns List

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REVIEWS

“Cracking adlibbing….a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain”

— THE GUARDIAN

 

“Potent live performer…..can nail a nonsense with beautiful economy of words” ­— THE TIMES

“A consistently strong exposer of bullshit and a plain-speaking truth-teller through his entire career”

— THE GUARDIAN

 

"Coruscating live performer specialising in lacerating topical gags" — THE INDEPENDENT

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